More Zach Galifianakis. Possibly his funniest joke.

SamBo’s Crappy Poetry #1: The Dreamscape

Notice: These verses belong to Tumblr user Coolbutlame aka Sam Hodge. If this message is gone after being reblogged, I will know this is stolen.

There’s a world beyond ours that is quite far away

but arriving at its gate is simple.

The effects it has can ramble up your psyche

or bring a smile to your dimples.

Just go to sleep and it will seem

that you’ve just entered into the dream

A dream is something of the mind

or maybe there’s something more

that takes you out of reality

and make the unconscious unbored.

Take up your steps and you will find

these dreams are more than a trick of the mind

The hopeless romantic will dream his loves

and sweeping them all of their feet.

A thing the man couldn’t do out this realm

makes his visions of courtship unbeat.

And maybe someday he’ll get the courage

to get the girl and finally flourish.

The guilty man is not so lucky

for his acts follow him to the gates.

His conscience never rests in the night

for the powers of justice don’t wait.

So if he doesn’t die of his unworthy causes

he may come to change, trade bad for applauses.

The little girl will hold on to her horsey,

pretending to ride with the wind.

Her dreamscape’s impressive for one of her age:

a prairie that never shall end.

Escaping her pains with the dreams that she has

may give her the joy to deal with the crass.

The king on his throne will think something different, 

for the simple is what he will yearn.

Walking on the streets with no recognition

is the best treasure he’d want to earn.

He prefers to escape this affairs of the day

by going to the realm where things go his way.

Even the working man has his need

to add some color to gray.

A wonderland of endless beauty.

No drugs will get in his way.

And maybe if he kicks the addiction he’ll know

then the colors he saw will fountain and flow

Maybe the most wonderful dreams of all

come from the baby asleep.

The confusing visions go through his head

and yet, he will not make a peep.

So next time he wakes for the food he craves

he’ll eat then sleep: back to the land of babes.

The world of sleep is a curious thing

and maybe we’ll never quite know

What makes these visions come and live

so that we’re compelled to go.

But one thing’s for sure, and it’s just what it seems

once you go unconscious and enter those dreams.

MUST… RESIST… CUTENESS… d’aw, the bunny rabbit and the deer are buds… NO, STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

Found this on Reddit. Special thanks to the artists who reimagined these classics: pixiv user Naburanja (Super Mario Napoleon), Drew Northcott (Jade Mona Lisa, Grim Fandango Gothic, Girl With Jade Ear Ring, Freeman van Gogh), Wallish (The Son of Team Fortress 2), TwistedMethodDan (Ten Dukes), and the other artists who have yet to be found. You all rock :D

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